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PostSubject: Funny Song Lyrics   Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:24 pm

Any funny lyrics? Dosn't matter if it's funny on purpose or if it was just an accident by the writer, post them all.

Warning: Some may be affensive

"Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey!"- The Beatles.

" Ramming, fucking, sucking, licking,
Barney, Big Bird, Beanie Babies,
Pound Puppies making my cock swell,
Erotic cloth for flesh
There’s cotton stuck to my penis
oh Bird Bird, you’re the best!!!"- Maggot Twat
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Song Lyrics   Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:43 pm

"I see big, really big big fuckin tits!

I see your girlfriend watching your
band play
Go ask your mom if she fucks on the stage
Cause this little piggy
just wants to get laid!
Sleepwalking wandering down the back stairs
Humping
at nothing and screwing the air!
I don't even care if I fuck a brick
wall
Just as long as I can empty my balls!
I NEED TO FUCK!
Open you're
mouth and I'll whip up some goo
If there's no lube then I'll use some dog
poo
If you say no then my dog he will frown
Cause his ass will learn the
meaning of dog pound
Sleepwalking wandering down the back stairs
Humping at
nothing and screwing the air!
I don't even care if I fuck a brick wall
Just
as long as I can empty my balls!
Now everybody fuck like how I fuck
So what
if it's fucking sick
I was born with a boner
So what if I talk some
shit
Your mouth sucks my dick
So what if you think it's wrong
A twat drips
for a reason
It's behind every gay love song
to ram it in
CRAM IT IN!"- Maggot Twat again
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Song Lyrics   Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:59 am

"I'm sexecuting you..."-Gwar
"get crazy with the cheese whiz"- beck
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